Cinarfril is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish bee.

Cinarfril created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinarfril, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cinarfril, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cinarfril's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cinarfril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Never wear green shirts.

4. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.