Kombutsis is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced badger.

Kombutsis created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombutsis, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kombutsis, she will manifest in front of you.

Kombutsis' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kombutsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.