Cubdodcad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, impressive gnu.

Cubdodcad created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Cubdodcad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cubdodcad, she will turn you into a rock.

Cubdodcad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cubdodcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always wear cyan.