Veendidged is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless manatee.

Veendidged created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veendidged, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Veendidged, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Veendidged's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Veendidged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.