Dodgedhat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, compassionate dog.

Dodgedhat created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodgedhat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodgedhat, she will turn you into a worm.

Dodgedhat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dodgedhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always pray immersed in water.