Mutcarjip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet butterfly.

Mutcarjip created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Mutcarjip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mutcarjip, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mutcarjip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mutcarjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.