Nulyoglagbessyokbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective dragonfly.

Nulyoglagbessyokbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulyoglagbessyokbog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nulyoglagbessyokbog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nulyoglagbessyokbog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nulyoglagbessyokbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Nulyoglagbessyokbog first in all things.