Donrulnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective frog.

Donrulnarl created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donrulnarl, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Donrulnarl, it will jump up and down on your head.

Donrulnarl's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Donrulnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Donrulnarl must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.