Getsadcumkar Omtbonyarptit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud wyrm.

Getsadcumkar Omtbonyarptit created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Getsadcumkar Omtbonyarptit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Getsadcumkar Omtbonyarptit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Getsadcumkar Omtbonyarptit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Getsadcumkar Omtbonyarptit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Getsadcumkar Omtbonyarptit on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.