Vidlatvol is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful crane.

Vidlatvol created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vidlatvol, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vidlatvol, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vidlatvol's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vidlatvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Worship no other gods but Vidlatvol.