Gadgupgupkim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying troll.

Gadgupgupkim created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gadgupgupkim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gadgupgupkim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gadgupgupkim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gadgupgupkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never go into green rooms.