Paggeppod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent finch.

Paggeppod created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Paggeppod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Paggeppod, she will throw large rocks at you.

Paggeppod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Paggeppod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Hide if six whales approach from the west.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.