Vinsawrot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic wombat.

Vinsawrot created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vinsawrot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vinsawrot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vinsawrot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vinsawrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never sit near hamsters.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Vinsawrot must be the most important thing in your life.