Pangbonklad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical wombat.

Pangbonklad created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbonklad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pangbonklad, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pangbonklad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pangbonklad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not speak about spinach.