Tarbaflikcet is a god.
He takes the form of a large, proud
dugong.
Tarbaflikcet created Africa three million years ago.
If you believe in
Tarbaflikcet, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Tarbaflikcet, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Tarbaflikcet's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Tarbaflikcet's Holy Commandments1. Hide if nine horses approach from the south.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.