Pidnelxin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional rhinoceros.

Pidnelxin created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidnelxin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pidnelxin, she will turn you into a frog.

Pidnelxin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pidnelxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.