Pidnelxin is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional
rhinoceros.
Pidnelxin created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pidnelxin, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pidnelxin, she will turn you into a frog.
Pidnelxin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Pidnelxin's Holy Commandments1. Never go into violet rooms.
2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
3. Never write about asteroids.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.