Fomnartyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unselfish dryad.

Fomnartyatt created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomnartyatt, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fomnartyatt, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fomnartyatt's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fomnartyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.