Tomvabhub is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive yak.

Tomvabhub created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomvabhub, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tomvabhub, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tomvabhub's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tomvabhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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