Queegnurltip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy faun.

Queegnurltip created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegnurltip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Queegnurltip, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Queegnurltip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Queegnurltip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry bats.