Flamgatsawnut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, moody fairy.

Flamgatsawnut created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flamgatsawnut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flamgatsawnut, she will turn you into a duck.

Flamgatsawnut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flamgatsawnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Flamgatsawnut loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shave your face.