Veglunmet is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring human.

Veglunmet created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veglunmet, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Veglunmet, he will come to you in dreams.

Veglunmet's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Veglunmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not speak about nuts.