Gabhatran is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, stupid hippopotamus.

Gabhatran created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Gabhatran, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gabhatran, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gabhatran's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gabhatran's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.