Nuttitgemtal is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast warg.

Nuttitgemtal created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nuttitgemtal, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nuttitgemtal, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nuttitgemtal's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nuttitgemtal's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must pray to Nuttitgemtal four times a day.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.