Jamrillquim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain crane.

Jamrillquim created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamrillquim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jamrillquim, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jamrillquim's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jamrillquim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Jamrillquim loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Do not chop down trees.