Tamgumnar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, confident wren.

Tamgumnar created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgumnar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tamgumnar, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tamgumnar's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Tamgumnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.