Larpcinwik Hadbessdoss Cubwabpod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tiresome otter.

Larpcinwik Hadbessdoss Cubwabpod created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpcinwik Hadbessdoss Cubwabpod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larpcinwik Hadbessdoss Cubwabpod, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Larpcinwik Hadbessdoss Cubwabpod's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Larpcinwik Hadbessdoss Cubwabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Larpcinwik Hadbessdoss Cubwabpod loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.