Queeggetbad is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring
centipede.
Queeggetbad created an up quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Queeggetbad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Queeggetbad, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Queeggetbad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Queeggetbad's Holy Commandments1. Never think about planets.
2. Do not kill snakes.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never sing near ducks.