Rawegxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent parrot.

Rawegxuck created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawegxuck, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawegxuck, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rawegxuck's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rawegxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Retreat if four badgers approach from the east.