Karyikrig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, egotistical unicorn.

Karyikrig created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karyikrig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Karyikrig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Karyikrig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Karyikrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.