Popkanlit Rakdobbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omniscient wyvern.

Popkanlit Rakdobbonk created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popkanlit Rakdobbonk, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Popkanlit Rakdobbonk, it will refuse to believe in you.

Popkanlit Rakdobbonk's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Popkanlit Rakdobbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Popkanlit Rakdobbonk on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.