Lunrawtip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable fish.

Lunrawtip created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lunrawtip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lunrawtip, she will turn you into a mole.

Lunrawtip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lunrawtip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away from blue bats, for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed oranges to frogs while wearing red shirts.