Cebwikapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak seal.

Cebwikapp created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebwikapp, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebwikapp, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cebwikapp's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cebwikapp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Never paint your back cyan.

3. Put Cebwikapp first in all things.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.