Bossnellnart is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fox.

Bossnellnart created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossnellnart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bossnellnart, she will turn you into a worm.

Bossnellnart's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bossnellnart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three shrews approach from the north.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must love Bossnellnart.

5. Put Bossnellnart first in all things.