Fligrencatzig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, almighty goat.

Fligrencatzig created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligrencatzig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fligrencatzig, he will send you a sign.

Fligrencatzig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fligrencatzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.