Bimbiglop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful tapir.

Bimbiglop created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbiglop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimbiglop, she will ignore you.

Bimbiglop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bimbiglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of goats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Never skip near dogs.