Hugcipsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered ferret.

Hugcipsaf created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugcipsaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugcipsaf, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hugcipsaf's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hugcipsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hugcipsaf.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hugcipsaf must be the most important thing in your life.