Zodyart is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, egotistical crow.

Zodyart created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodyart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zodyart, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zodyart's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zodyart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.