Ruttfligjon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical toad.

Ruttfligjon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfligjon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttfligjon, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Ruttfligjon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ruttfligjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never skip in the presence of snails.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.