Rotpidbep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, wise whale.

Rotpidbep created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotpidbep, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotpidbep, it will be very unhappy.

Rotpidbep's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rotpidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.