Badbanfet is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, slow crocodile.

Badbanfet created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badbanfet, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badbanfet, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Badbanfet's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Badbanfet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.