Jabpidbog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered mink.

Jabpidbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Jabpidbog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabpidbog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Jabpidbog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Jabpidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Jabpidbog on top of all buildings.