Yogontnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing raccoon.

Yogontnurt created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogontnurt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yogontnurt, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yogontnurt's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yogontnurt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yogontnurt.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yogontnurt on top of all buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.