Gadsabqueeg is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable
mongoose.
Gadsabqueeg created a down quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gadsabqueeg, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gadsabqueeg, she will refuse to believe in you.
Gadsabqueeg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Gadsabqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
2. Put Gadsabqueeg first in all things.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never look in ponds.