Zanarn is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, vain rat.

Zanarn created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zanarn, he will throw large rocks at you.

Zanarn's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always wear violet.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Never skip in the presence of moths.