Dabfudlap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered shrew.

Dabfudlap created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dabfudlap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabfudlap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dabfudlap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dabfudlap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not laugh in public.