Wabhubnabpod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise warg.

Wabhubnabpod created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Wabhubnabpod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabhubnabpod, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wabhubnabpod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wabhubnabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never feed gooseberries to squirrels while wearing mauve stockings.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Do not listen to music.