Likjatbed is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful donkey.

Likjatbed created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likjatbed, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likjatbed, he will remove you from existence.

Likjatbed's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Likjatbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide from cyan capybaras for they are unholy.