Liksidfob is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless dryad.

Liksidfob created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liksidfob, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Liksidfob, it will jump up and down on your head.

Liksidfob's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Liksidfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs pink.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Liksidfob.

3. Hide if four mice approach from the west.

4. Never wear blue boots.

5. Never write about cell theory.