Flabhubragnar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic weasel.

Flabhubragnar created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabhubragnar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flabhubragnar, she will turn you into a plant.

Flabhubragnar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Flabhubragnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Flabhubragnar loves sharks, so they must be respected.