Komquatpas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent seal.

Komquatpas created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komquatpas, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Komquatpas, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Komquatpas' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Komquatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Komquatpas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Worship no other gods but Komquatpas.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Hide if eight snakes approach from the east.

5. Never pour water over plants.